My friends and family frequently ask me about my job. I come out with some of the craziest stories with regard to people and their boats. The attached video is a snapshot of what I try to interview, investigate and determine liability when people and boats go wrong. While funny on a whole, I hate boat season;-)
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9 years ago
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I HAD TO DELETE MY PRIOR COMMENTS B/C DUMBASS HERE SPELLED MISSISSIPPI WRONG TWICE...
Oh you are so right. I handle everything east of the Mississippi and also texas. You would not BELIEVE what happens in the back country of Arkansas and Mississippi...
Though it's not very professional, I have been known to say saying, "Oh.My.God.-- You.Did.What? HOW!?!?!"
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Or try calling the fish and wild life dept of Mississippi and have the the receptionist place her hand over the receiver as she says (insert thick southern drawl here,) "Cap'n Lynard! Some YAAAANKEEE is on the phone fer yu!!!"
Oh, cool, Jacque used her non-anonymous smiling-picture ID to reply to your post :)
I have a friend who likes to organize canoeing and kayaking trips; the first few times I went out, I developed the reputation of being the one to fall into the water... So I can relate to the people in this video :) Luckily for me, I've managed to avoid going into the drink on recent trips because my friend's a kayaking fool :)
Unfortunately, I've been known to fall out of a canoe as well ;-(
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