As many of you know, I recently was a victim of identity theft. It took me several months to resolve, but the experience has been behind me now for a few months.
I have this problem; or weakness as you might say. Purses. I buy them. I love them. It is my one indulgence, and I keep it under tight control most of the time. I usually get the itch every 6 months or so, and I break down. I will not go into the detail on the amount of money I spend, but let's just say, my purses are not purchased at Target.
I got the itch a few days ago. I did some research and after careful consideration, I had one picked out. I waited an extra day to ensure this is what I wanted.
During yesterday's lunch, I headed over to the store, picked up the purse, and proceeded to follow through the process of purchasing said purse. Then this happened....
********CREDIT DECLINED****
"What?!?!?"
"It says 'credit declined'"
"Run it again."
"I'm sorry, it still says 'credit declined.'"
"What do you mean it's declined? I HAVE NO DEBT, a credit score above 780, AND I have an alert on my credit for the NEXT 7 YEARS... If something's jacked up with my credit, I WOULD KNOW!"
The poor lady just gave me a blank stare.
I am embarrassed b/c now I look like a deadbeat who can't afford the purse she's buying and I have too much pride to be THAT PERSON.
"Would you like me to place a call?"
"YES."
She hands me back my card and I stare it it.... It expired on 7/31. My new card has been sitting on my desk for weeks....Dumbass..
I preach to be a fatalist, so I figure this must be God's way of stopping me from giving in to temptation...